Ding Dong, the Bachelor Witch is gooonnnnneee! It's about damn time, Brad 2.0! You've had all of America wondering why you hadn't canned Michelle's touckus weeks ago, but last night you revealed just WHY you kept the woman around. While all of us were hearing the Psycho shower scene theme song whenever you were with Michelle, the only thing you were hearing was the hum of your boner that you were getting from her. You revealed on national television that the only thing you had with her was extreme sexual attraction. And you put emphasis on EXTREEEEME. "Uh, yeah...I may have thought you were the biggest bitch on the face of the planet, but DAYUM! Your rack is huge and your body is smokin', so I kept your annoying butt around for a while. At least until I got to roll around on the beach with you like a porn star!" So, yeah. I'm not going to lie. I'm addicted to the Bachelor, and I'm glad Michelle is gone. Or, shall I say "Senorita Psychopath!" My prediction right now is that he's going to end up with Chantel N, the administration assistant from Washington. He's too creeped out by death to be with Shawntel O. Emily's kid is going to be scared shitless of him, and she's going to say no thank you to him, and the dentist....well, he MAY have a chance with her. She's SEEMS kind of normal. Aw, hell....who am I kidding? No one that goes on national television to "find love" is normal. But, if I had to say, she's the most normal out of the 4 of them. So, ok, I change my prediction. It's BETWEEN Chantel O and the dentist.
LOL, I was looking at the suspension list the other day. Now, granted....I teach children who have abnormal names. But this one? This one in particular stood out when I saw it. I'm not going to say first what it was that stood out. The name was, get this: Areola. Um, hellOOOOO, did you NOT know your body parts when you were giving birth and naming your daughter? This poor child...no wonder she's getting suspended! Her mommy named her after a boob part! That would be like me naming either Brownie or Blondie something like Uvula! Come on, now....there's GOT to be SOME sort of common sense in that brain of yours to think of something other than Areola! I need a ghetto name. Any suggestions?
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