There are some REALLy weird chicks on the Bachelor this season. REALLY WEIRD.....let's delve into Brad Womack 2.0's season of the Bachelor, and see what sort of weird upcommings there are. And please, read my disclaimer before reading on:
**If you are, by chance, a complete and utter moron, and you have a sad and unhealthy obsession over either Brad 2.0 or any of the girls on the Bachelor, it's best you stop reading now. Should you choose to continue, please don't go leaving me hate mail on my comments, because I could care less. It will just get deleted and left out of my life, as you are with anyone else in your sad lonely life. Thank you. **
Weird Act #1: <-----She's a dentist. Now.....would YOU allow this woman to give you a root canal when you've just seen her swap spit with a virtual stranger on national television? Um, thanks so much, but I think I'll go for the ugly old guy over there for my dental issues.
Weird Act #2:This woman, Melissa, vs this woman, Raichel.
TWO episodes in, these women were fighting like cats and dogs over 2.0! Seriously, they were getting in each other's faces, and talking smack. They kept interrupting each other's 1:1 time with 2.0 What a way to show yourself to the country. "He's MY man! I've known him longer than you have! You've only known him five minutes. I've known him SIX!" Puh-leeeeze.....2.0 sooo isn't worth it.
Weird Act #3: Team 2.0 or Team Edward?? <----this chick has fangs. Enough said.
Weird Act #4: <------this chick plays with dead people. I'm not so sure about marrying a person who plays with dead people. That's some sort of nasty, gross, and disturbing nightmare type movie right there.
Weird Act#5: And last, but definitely not least, we have 2.0 himself! He left 2 chicks standing there with their mouths wide open the LAST time he was on the show. Then he received three years of intensive bitch slapping, no dating, harrassment from the women of the United States. And ABC goes and lets him try again? They must be looking for ratings. Shame on you, ABC....shame on you. Let Brad 2.0 live his life of lonliness and reclusion. He deserves it.
So, there you go. There's my run down on the Brad Womack 2.0 season. Let's see how it plays out.
Later Days!
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