Monday, January 17, 2011

It's like crystal meth....you can't stop it.

THE BACHELOR - "Episode 1501" - In "Episode 1501," Brad returns to the Malibu mansion, but is caught completely off guard when Chris Harrison escorts in two surprise guests - DeAnna and Jenni! As if he weren't anxious enough, Brad must face the two women he scorned three years ago. He attempts to sincerely apologize to them, but will they accept his heartfelt mea culpa? The 30 women are not sure whom they're going to meet, and there is no telling how they'll react when they find out who the controversial man is. Brad knows he has a lot to prove, and his worst fears are confirmed when the first bachelorette greets him with a slap to the face. Many of the women question Brad's intentions, but things lighten up when one emotional bachelorette jumps into his arms, and then a fun-loving nanny playfully grabs his rear end, when "The Bachelor" premieres MONDAY, JANUARY 3 (8:00-10:01 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/RICK ROWELL) BACK ROW: JACKIE (OBSCURED), BRITNEE, BRITT, STACEY, ALLI, KELTIE, REBECCA, LISA P., SARAH P., LACEY, LAUREN, ASHLEY S.;  FRONT ROW: ASHLEY H., MICHELLE, SHAWNTEL, CHANTAL, J, LINDSAY, KIMBERLY, LISA M., MADISON, J, EMILY, CRISTY There are some REALLy weird chicks on the Bachelor this season.  REALLY WEIRD.....let's delve into Brad Womack 2.0's season of the Bachelor, and see what sort of weird upcommings there are.  And please, read my disclaimer before reading on:

**If you are, by chance, a complete and utter moron, and you have a sad and unhealthy obsession over either Brad 2.0 or any of the girls on the Bachelor, it's best you stop reading now.  Should you choose to continue, please don't go leaving me hate mail on my comments, because I could care less.  It will just get deleted and left out of my life, as you are with anyone else in your sad lonely life.  Thank you. **

Weird Act #1:    <-----She's a dentist.  Now.....would YOU allow this woman to give you a root canal when you've just seen her swap spit with a virtual stranger on national television?  Um, thanks so much, but I think I'll go for the ugly old guy over there for my dental issues. 


Weird Act #2:This woman, Melissa, vs this woman, Raichel.
                      TWO episodes in, these women were fighting like cats and dogs over 2.0!  Seriously, they were getting in each other's faces, and talking smack.  They kept interrupting each other's 1:1 time with 2.0  What a way to show yourself to the country.  "He's MY man!  I've known him longer than you have!  You've only known him five minutes.  I've known him SIX!"  Puh-leeeeze.....2.0 sooo isn't worth it. 




Weird Act #3:  Team 2.0 or Team Edward??   <----this chick has fangs.  Enough said.




Weird Act #4:   <------this chick plays with dead people.  I'm not so sure about marrying a person who plays with dead people.  That's some sort of nasty, gross, and disturbing nightmare type movie right there. 



Weird Act#5:  And last, but definitely not least, we have 2.0 himself!    He left 2 chicks standing there with their mouths wide open the LAST time he was on the show.  Then he received three years of intensive bitch slapping, no dating, harrassment from the women of the United States.  And ABC goes and lets him try again?  They must be looking for ratings.  Shame on you, ABC....shame on you.  Let Brad 2.0 live his life of lonliness and reclusion.  He deserves it. 




So, there you go.  There's my run down on the Brad Womack 2.0 season.  Let's see how it plays out.

Later Days!

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